Saturday, November 24, 2012

Bring back...MY GIRLS! Part 2: Jenatrix Boomshot!

Representing the Horde, please welcome the fabulous, freaky, and idiosyncratic Jenatrix Boomshot!
She is fierce, darling, and don't you forget it. Creeping in on the side is none other than her cute-as-a-button red crab, Ms. Penny. That's Penny Tration, hunt-y!


I'm not implying that the awesome Penny Tration is a crab. Or has crabs. Or even eats crabs. But I want to pinch her cheeks, so there you go. Believe it or not, Jenatrix has already had a near death experience.

And a death-defying rocket ride, with Penny scrambling along on the ground, wondering if she's going to end up nibbling on Jenatrix's barbecued remains after the fiery crash. Or worse, scuff her polished cherry-red shell! 

Parting was such sweet sorrow, but Penny Tration soon retired to her comfy stable (with a buffet of cinnamon rolls, snickerdoodles, and a lifetime supply of MAC cosmetics- that's MAC cosmetics) when Jenatrix hit level 10. And who do you think was waiting to throw some shade as soon as she ventured out of Town-in-a-Box?
I'll give you another hint, girrrrl!

The fiercest, baddest bitch herself, Ms. Jujubee! She's spiky and sassy and she just does not give a fuck. She and Jenatrix clicked immediately- after Jenatrix got read to filth of course. 

This model is beautiful, by the way. It used to be a color changer, but Jujubee stayed in her striking violet skin the entire time. She is the first raptor I've ever tamed- I usually go for devilsaurs- but I am in love, bitch!
Jujubee matches Jenatrix's eye color! EEEE! She holds aggro like a pro, but is a little jumpy on the trigger- she often runs off into combat without me even asking her to! How art imitates life, eh?
I love you too darling.So much. Can we be best friends IRL? Please? No? Well, I'll just keep talking to my raptor as if she were you, hunt-y. I am not worthy!

Stay tuned for levels 10-15 with Merrymaker Melody and Jenatrix Boomshot.. who knows what kind of craziness will be going on! 

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